cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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