if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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