bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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