maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
50% drunk capacity currently
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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