Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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