There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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