he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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