The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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