your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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