this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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