I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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