I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
