we made out on top of his cat.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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