hell yes lets make some ravioli
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
