Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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