I hate your face
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
