McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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