I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i love accidental penises.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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