I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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