she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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