Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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