Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I am puke
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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