Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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