That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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