Your tits are I can't wait for
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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