dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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