Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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