in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Actions speak louder than pants.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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