Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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