dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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