Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
