I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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