"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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