oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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