um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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