Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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