She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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