I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just tell him i said nine months
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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