Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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