her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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