i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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