I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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