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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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