So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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