i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Enjoy the penises
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize
