i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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