Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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