Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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