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(305): View more from Florida

go do what you do best...puke behind churches

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.

(1-615): View more from Tennessee

I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.

(615): View more from Tennessee

Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am

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(815): View more from Illinois

All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?

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