i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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