Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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