Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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