The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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