she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize