How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The air was thick with penises
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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