Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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