ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Bring me that man meat
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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