she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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