i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
