Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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